"We did the clubs. What ass!
I was hoping to have her in the sack.
I was looking handsome,
She was looking like an erotic vulture.
I was all dressed in black
She was all dressed up in black.
Everything was fine down here
What you call it here
Call it what you will here
Way down in this
Subbacultcha."
The Pixies - Subbacultcha
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:: Design ::
This is where I put stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else. Think of it as a 'misc' section. There'll be stuff here soon enough...

:: comics ::

:: Because I'm Bored ::
Shmike wanted more stuff in the Things section, so I got to work on this. I have a bunch of post-it notes on my desk with blurbs of information and random phrases and sketches. I also like stick figures and don't feel like trying to draw something half-decent looking in flash. That curvy line tool confuses me. Stupid vectors...


:: programs ::

:: T-Hide ::
This is a program I wrote to hide/show the icons on a windows desktop. It should work with win95 and up, but I've only actually tested it on XP. Run it, and it'll hide your icons if they are shown or show your icons if they are hidden. A most convenient side effect (side effect in that I didn't plan/code it) is that if you hit the 'show desktop' icon in your quick launch menu (win98 and up, i think) and the icons were hidden, it'll show them and, after you double click one, will hide them again. This thing was really intended to be assigned to some kind of programmable key on your keyboard so that you can hide/show the icons with one button. I don't know of any bugs, but if you find something (or if you have an OS other than Xp and it works) let me know.

Of course, if this program causes any kind of damages to your computer, I claim no responsibility. Download at your own risk. (but it should be safe...).
:: Boom Shaka Laka (NBA Jam Soundboard) ::
What situation wouldn't be better if there were commentary. And what better commentary than that of NBA Jam?! With this nifty VB App, you can take control of the commentary and bla blah blah. I hate writing these things. Just download it and annoy your friends. It's fun.


:: writings ::

:: The 100 Deaths of Cartio ::
This is the ongoing story of a warrior who is cursed to die a hundred deaths. He takes control of random people in varying places and times and tries to figure just what is really going on. Updated whenever I feel like it.